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Resting cunt face 

One step up from resting bitch face.

Resting bitch face is usually an inaccurate representation of a woman's demeanor and mood. Many women who have a resting bitch face are actually nice and in a good mood.

This is not so with a resting cunt face. This is the visage of a heinous woman. A woman with a resting cunt face is a woman, who, without any doubt, is indeed, a cunt. You can see the malice in her eyes, and the scorn in her lips. Her pores permeate jealousy and spite and you just know, with complete certainty, that this woman is a nasty piece of work.
Ann Coulter has a resting cunt face. I just want to punch her.

Massive Cunt Face 

Used to describe a person whose face looks like a rather large vagina.
"hey give me that peanut butter sandwich you massive cunt face."

"Shutup you massive cunt face."
Massive Cunt Face by Doctor Goonstein September 14, 2011

Cunt Face Hag 

Term used for a fellow employee who just shit on your day.
Wow, Michelle just called her a Cunt Face Hag. Because she didn't know she was suppose to bring in the tables.
Cunt Face Hag by Davis P March 13, 2014

bitch whore cunt face 

A woman, usually blonde, who is just generally the female form of satan.
I saw bitch whore cunt face being up babies at the mall today.

cunt face 

The vile, back-stabbing, venomous female person you were married to before you got divorced i.e., ex-wife.
I can't wait until cunt face gets married so I can quit paying the bitch alimony.
cunt face by loving ex-hubby July 23, 2006

Cunt Face Bitch 

A severely vicious and offensive designation used rarely and only against the most sinster of foes. First known use was by David McCarty of the Boston Red Sox at Dwyers Pub in Fort Myers, FL circa March 2005. Witnessed by Kevin Youkilis.
Don't blow smoke in my face you cunt face bitch!