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Cunt Tax 

Added on to the original sale price of a product (unknown to the customer) because he/she is a Cunt
To workmate:
I charged that piece of shit Tim $15.00 Cunt Tax 'cos he shat his pants in the shop
Cunt Tax by Sess in the snow December 9, 2008

lazy cunt tax 

A court ordered payment made to a woman, other than child support. (i.e. alimony or spousal support)
I have to pay a $2000 a month lazy cunt tax to that bitch.
lazy cunt tax by John Laricat April 25, 2008

cunt taxi 

A car that is popular with women or homosexuals.
First man "What car do you drive?", second man "A Porsche Boxter" first man "You wouldn't catch me driving around in a cunt taxi"
cunt taxi by Paul Carey August 30, 2007

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026