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cunt block 

The reverse of "cocked blocked".

When a friend or person prevents a female from hooking up with a potential mate or engaging in sexual activities with that special someone. Usually done on purpose by a male friend or person who is interested in her that will go to extreme lengths to prevent one from hooking up or getting some. Can be done by accident, but usually not likely.

"He knew I was gettin my "sexy on" with him...I can't believe he just cunt blocked me!"

"She cocked blocked me...so I cunt blocked her."
cunt block by ~Ink aka Fantasy October 11, 2006
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Cunt Block 

When one female or male blocks another female from getting hers.

When one female prevents another female from getting her "sexy on" or prevents her from sexualy advanceing with another.

Can be done by accident but is rarely so.
"Gal, why did you have to come up her and stand next to me and start chatting with him while I was chatting with him? You just cunt blocked me from my game."

"Hey, You blocked my cock so now I am cunt blocking you."
Cunt Block by ~Ink aka Fantasy October 12, 2006

cunt block 

basically its when a girl is dying to get with a dude and her dumbass bitch of a friend comes up and tells the dude to watch out cause she has the HIV (insert STD here).
"Man Johnny was looking good last night and then bitch ass Sara Ann comes up and tells him that I am great in bed but to watch out for my anal warts. That bitch just cunt blocked me."
cunt block by M. Sullivan January 26, 2008

cunt-block

Some would say this is WORSE than the infamous cock-block. This is when you're about to hook up with some broad, and her friends pull her away because they "want to go dance" or, "want to go to another bar".
"Dude, I was probably going to take that chick home and slam her if it wasn't for her stupid-ass friends cunt-blocking me!"
cunt-block by The Stain September 5, 2008

Cunt Blocker

A person (female) who intentionally or unintentionally stops the progress of another female getting her game on.

Female-specific variant of "Cock Blocker"

Definition rooted from MrTea6's definition of Cock Blocker.
"Wow Regina is such a cunt blocker; she kissed Aaron Samuels at his Halloween party!" Cady
Cunt Blocker by I_Love_hooters January 3, 2005

cunt blocking 

The act of actually blocking and preventing another from sexualy advanceing towards another or more.

It is the opposite of cock blocking.

It is when it happens to a female as opposed to a male.
"Can you please distract that girl for me? She is cunt blocking me from my guy"

"I wish that girl will stop cunt blocking me"

"He is cunt blocking me because I cocked blocked him last saturday night."
cunt blocking by ~Ink aka Fantasy October 11, 2006

Cunt-Blocked 

The act of being cock-blocked by a female
That thot just cunt-blocked me!
Cunt-Blocked by Bryce and Daniel September 12, 2017
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