Cunchies

instead of having the munchies, its having the crave to eat pussy

damn, i'm having major cunchies right now, where the pussy at?

by natedoggggggggggggggggggggggg January 2, 2012

Lathering Your Crunchies

The act of using your spoon to repeatedly dunk and mix the un-moistened cereal pieces in the milk.

I see you're Lathering Your Crunchies, nice.

by WireableCarrot October 19, 2016

Fuck Crunchies

Small, whitish, particles or crumb-like residue typically found on bed sheets the day after a heavy session of pussy-banging. The volume of fuck crunchies directly varies with: 1) the amount of "wetness" that had been experienced by the woman's pussy, 2) the amount of coming by both parties.

My buddy Ethan sat down on my bed, but was entirely disgusted when he realized that he'd sat in a minefield of fuck crunchies from me & Liz the night before.

by Shel_TR February 6, 2009

culchies

irish origin. someone who live in the counrty side, near fields, cows, farms. may be offensive in context. american red necks

bleedin culchies!
ah shut up ya culchie
go back to the bog culchie
shite, he's a culchie

by tearsinheaven May 8, 2005

cunt crunchies

Vaginal secretions that dries up on pubic hair and get crunchy.

When my girlfriend came home and took her pants and panties off and laid on the bed. I later went up and saw dried up cunt crunchies on her pubic hairs.

by Komodo Dragon April 17, 2009

keyboard crunchies

The crumbs of various foodstuffs found when the keyboard is turned upside-down, and shaken or banged on the desk. These usually consists of, but are not limited to: Cheez-its, Doritos, sandwich/bread crumbs, dust and hair.

"My God! I just cleaned out my keyboard, and I had enough Keyboard crunchies to feed a third-world nation!"

by Will_Z September 19, 2005

Culchies

Irish slang.
Meaning rural people. Most commonly used by people from the city.

The culchies were everywhere!

by Sista from anotha Mista August 21, 2005