Definitions by Vandie
Rerouted
When you have to poop real bad, but can't find a toilet. You consintrate real hard to send it back. Usually leads to massive constipation.
While at the Statefair 2 days ago I felt a huge shit coming on. So I sat on the bench and slowly "rerouted" the turd. Now I can't shit.
nasty hot
When a girl is so dirty and just hardcore street. She has a killer body. Her face has defined attributes. Plump dsl's. nice eyes bright in color. But a rotten attitude. Kind of ignorant. Out spoken. You can tell showering isn't #1 on her list. her clothes aren't new or always clean. But You just want her soooo damned bad. You go as far as to fantasize about fucking her stinky pussy.
DWI
Dialing While Intoxicated
After a heavy night of drinking. Sometimes Drunk People call everybody they know. This usually takes place alone at 3 in the morning. Or When the caller is much more drunk than the rest of the party. Looking for attention. Sometimes you don't remember Making the calls. But The people you wake up at 3 and 4 am will tell you the next day.
After a heavy night of drinking. Sometimes Drunk People call everybody they know. This usually takes place alone at 3 in the morning. Or When the caller is much more drunk than the rest of the party. Looking for attention. Sometimes you don't remember Making the calls. But The people you wake up at 3 and 4 am will tell you the next day.
Girl: Thanks for the three DWI's last night.
Boy: Sorry I was Drunk, I DWI'd 3 other people as well.
Girl: I commit DWI's when Im Drunk too.
Boy: Sorry I was Drunk, I DWI'd 3 other people as well.
Girl: I commit DWI's when Im Drunk too.
Nick at Nite
This Phrase Describes a party or gathering,in which the guests or group are very young or very immature.
Nick at Nite by Vandie August 16, 2006
Welfare Cook book
An Imaginary Book of recipes used for cooking the most amazing food with the least amount of ingrediants. If you recieve "Food Stamps" you've heard of this Book.
Mom made us another amazing meal last night. Ramen Noodles with garlic and Ketchup. Tasted just like spaghetti. She must have got that one from the Welfare Cook book.
Welfare Cook book by Vandie August 16, 2006
Undie Starch
After a serious beat-off session or after sex the small amount of leftover semen that oozes out, stains and hardens in ones underwear.
After bangin Tina, it seems my penis has gone and made some undie starch. It is almost bullet-proof.
Undie Starch by Vandie August 15, 2006