Vandie's definitions
This Phrase Describes a party or gathering,in which the guests or group are very young or very immature.
by Vandie August 16, 2006

Dialing While Intoxicated
After a heavy night of drinking. Sometimes Drunk People call everybody they know. This usually takes place alone at 3 in the morning. Or When the caller is much more drunk than the rest of the party. Looking for attention. Sometimes you don't remember Making the calls. But The people you wake up at 3 and 4 am will tell you the next day.
After a heavy night of drinking. Sometimes Drunk People call everybody they know. This usually takes place alone at 3 in the morning. Or When the caller is much more drunk than the rest of the party. Looking for attention. Sometimes you don't remember Making the calls. But The people you wake up at 3 and 4 am will tell you the next day.
Girl: Thanks for the three DWI's last night.
Boy: Sorry I was Drunk, I DWI'd 3 other people as well.
Girl: I commit DWI's when Im Drunk too.
Boy: Sorry I was Drunk, I DWI'd 3 other people as well.
Girl: I commit DWI's when Im Drunk too.
by Vandie March 25, 2008

Alternative spelling for "Shit". For use in online game room and chat rooms, where bad language is not permited.
by Vandie August 7, 2006

When a girl is so dirty and just hardcore street. She has a killer body. Her face has defined attributes. Plump dsl's. nice eyes bright in color. But a rotten attitude. Kind of ignorant. Out spoken. You can tell showering isn't #1 on her list. her clothes aren't new or always clean. But You just want her soooo damned bad. You go as far as to fantasize about fucking her stinky pussy.
by Vandie September 13, 2008

by Vandie September 14, 2008

When you have to poop real bad, but can't find a toilet. You consintrate real hard to send it back. Usually leads to massive constipation.
While at the Statefair 2 days ago I felt a huge shit coming on. So I sat on the bench and slowly "rerouted" the turd. Now I can't shit.
by Vandie September 13, 2008

An Imaginary Book of recipes used for cooking the most amazing food with the least amount of ingrediants. If you recieve "Food Stamps" you've heard of this Book.
Mom made us another amazing meal last night. Ramen Noodles with garlic and Ketchup. Tasted just like spaghetti. She must have got that one from the Welfare Cook book.
by Vandie August 16, 2006
