Cumtinkle

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After you masterbate and you need to pee (tinkle) so you go to the bathroom and pee.

Guy #1: Yo yesterday after I jacked off I went to the bathroom to pee.
Guy#2: I always cumtinkle after I jack off!

Cumtinkle by John Jacob Jingle Hammer Smith January 20, 2009

Words you can keep

cumtickle

The tickle you get either just before an orgasm or the orgasm as a result of a mild tickling sensation, often brought on by gentle stroking.

Janet, I have to tell you, my husband gave me the best cumtickle last night

cumtickle by NW Brown Star August 24, 2019

Related Words

Cumtinkle • Cum Tickle • Cum Twinkle • cumsickle • Cumpickle • cumdingle • Cumdingler • Cumingle • cumstickle • Cumtinue

Cumtinue

The ability to continue sexual intercourse without stopping after ejaculation. Cumtinue.

Dude he was up in her guts... he pops and doesn't even stop for a breather he just cumtinues to bang away at her.

Cumtinue by Derek Gibney December 13, 2008

cumsickle

One who is better than a cumslut in societies eyes, but is much more addicted to cum.

That girl Daria is Swazz's cumsickle

cumsickle by ilikeweener February 26, 2012

cutickle

cutickle (kyoo ti kul) NOUN. A particle of cuteness.

Babies and kittens are composed mainly of cutickles, a newly discovered subatomic particle with no weight and strong attractive power at short distances.

cutickle by Maxhole June 19, 2009

cuntwinkle

A female douchenozzle

Try to avoid her vicious cuntwinkle

cuntwinkle by MIJesus April 19, 2011

cumsickle

It's when you cum in your old ladies bellybutton and then put a toothpick in it and wait for it to dry then she or you pull it out and eat it.

I came in her bellybutton and she made a cumsickle and ate it

cumsickle by lunchbox#1 July 11, 2012

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026