Cumstroller
Cumstroller by Mull3tmen September 20, 2017
Words you can keep
Douchebag Comptroller
A complete fuckup. A person wearing colorful robes who does not understand basic orders about standing in a corner. A jackass overlord who does not realize he/she/it has done anything wrong. A Movoldo of unspeakable acts.
"I'm in the fucking corner! Arglebargle!", declared the douchebag comptroller.
So we're looking at some naked pictures of Jessica Biel and this douchebag comptroller runs over trying to put his dick in our ear...what the fuck is that about?
So we're looking at some naked pictures of Jessica Biel and this douchebag comptroller runs over trying to put his dick in our ear...what the fuck is that about?
Douchebag Comptroller by Millyy November 8, 2006
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Cuntroller
A remote that controls a bitch when she's being an absolute cunt. Comes in black, white, and yellow.
Cuntroller by BigBean January 15, 2015
Comptroller
A person who lingers around service industry establishments such as Bars with the intent of receiving drinks, food, etc.
Comptroller by ParadiseBartender June 22, 2011
cuntroller
In addition to being a controlling woman, this may refer to a man who:
1. is abusive around women.
2. knocks up hoes in his spare time.
1. is abusive around women.
2. knocks up hoes in his spare time.
"I feel bad for Jaime, her boyfriend's a cuntroller."
"I know! How many other girls has he slept with while they've been together?"
"I know! How many other girls has he slept with while they've been together?"
cuntroller by twittersucks December 23, 2009
Cuntroller
n; A woman (or the agreed upon "female" in a same sex relationship) whom lashes back after an argument and punishes the male by refusing an sexual advance. Note: not to be confused with someone whom has a lot of woman for their sexual disposing (ie. rolling in cunt)
Ed: So are you and Cindy holding up?
Ted: Well enough. Aside from the fact I haven't gotten any ass since our fight.
Ed: Totally knew she'd be a cuntroller.
Ted: Well enough. Aside from the fact I haven't gotten any ass since our fight.
Ed: Totally knew she'd be a cuntroller.
Cuntroller by Sgt. Guzzo September 15, 2009
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.