Definitions by hbgpa

pukefit 

An otherwise ordinary outfit that you wore when going out for a few drinks which inevitably turned into many drinks. Before the night concludes, you vomit all over yourself and your outfit has become a pukefit. Instead of disposing of the outfit, you launder it and it forever remains your pukefit.

Man 1: Hey dude, wanna go out tonight?

Man 2: Sure friend, let me just get fresh and throw on my pukefit.

pukefit by hbgpa June 24, 2011

broomstick 

The feeling that someone is forcibly inserting a broomstick or other object of girth into your anus. The pain can usually be described as sharp, acute, and generally passes after five to twenty seconds. This feeling is experienced among men and women alike.

During my drive to Virginia, I gasped loudly when I felt the broomstick ravaging my rectum.

broomstick by hbgpa July 6, 2008

Fecefest

The act by which one defecates excessively during one session. Can be related directly to an intestinal disorder characterized by abnormal frequency and fluidity of fecal evacuations.

Dayna and I enjoyed a delicious meal at an italian restaurant, after which she encountered a massive fecefest.

Ralph had a huge fecefest after eating his mom's meatloaf.

Fecefest by hbgpa July 5, 2008

cumsumption 

The act by which one swallows the semen of their partner.

Dan and I have been going steady for over a month now; I'm ready for some cumsumption.

Rasheeda sucks me off all the time, but never swallows. If we don't have cumsumption soon enough, we're done.

cumsumption by hbgpa July 5, 2008