Cumsert

When you jerk off into a trumpet and play it afterwards

Did you catch Marks cumsert yesterday?

by aerwdcas October 10, 2021

cumcert

Concert with cum all over the place

That cumcert we went to the other day was hella kinky dawg! There was cum all over the place!

by ImaShankMaAss November 28, 2016

Cumserser

When your cum is served to another person on a plate

Girl: Hey babe, I would love a cumserser tonight.
Guy: I’ll go make one babe.

by Mr. Phappy February 28, 2022

Cumsectamy

When you cum inside a girl and realize she not on the pill. You then get your nearest silly straw and suck your cum out of her dirty ass vag

1. Bro, last night I came inside my girl and when I realized that Ho wasn't on the pill...I had to perform a cumsectamy

2. Favorite thing about sex...is when I have to perform a cumsectamy!!! ;)

by Sex Grizzly 69 September 10, 2014

cumservative

Any conservative that aggressively defends gay rights or LGBT inclusion within conservative movements. Oftentimes Cumservatives will try to defend LGBT rights as a Western value in contrast to how the LGBT people are treated in Islamic nations. This ignores centuries of Christian thought. Very frequently Cumservativism is used as a way to bring up Israel for some dumbass reason even though they're from the United States and are supposed to be America First.

Conservatives: How does anal sex help us win the culture war?

Charlie Kirk: Gay values are Western values. I support our gay troops! Israel is the greatest country because they love gays, unlike in Islamic countries!

Conservatives: We know you're using "support the troops" as a way to trick conservatives into supporting LGBT inclusion. You're a Cumservative, feel free to dance the night away in Israel because I hear they like dancing over there.

by ShortNoserBigHat November 16, 2019

Cumbert

A sex move in which you cum inside bert from sesame street

You should try cumbert its swag

by [e-mail] September 1, 2021

Cumservative

1. Any person that adamantly supports or defends ex-President Donald Trump.

2. Anyone with political backwards or out of date beliefs.

You see Bob over there with the MAGA hat? Man, he is such a Cumservative!

by OaklandRaider1983 February 2, 2021