cumqueefer

A playful insult for a woman you've just had sex with. Especially if she leaves a snail trail of jizz on the sheets.

"Jeez, Jo, look what you did to your sheets! You're such a cumqueefer."

by SomeGuyInFairfax February 28, 2017

CumQueefer

Someone who's an Ex.

yo dude what happened to that chick you were dateing? oh you know i dumped that cumQueefer for being a cheating whore!

by MasterDurp January 17, 2024

Cumquaffer

One who guzzles human or animal semen in large amounts. Typically homosexual males are referred to as "cumquaffers," but loose women can be defined as a "cumquaffer" as well. Based on the Latin root "cum laude," which literally translates to "bust one's nut," and "quaffe," which means to "guzzle," and to "ingest one's splooge."

"That bitch-ass Shane is a total cumquaffer. I bet he eats cumquaffles for breakfast."

by FortsmithFratstars January 13, 2010

CumQueefFart

When you are fucking her so hard, that she lets go, starts to orgasm, she cums, queefs and farts at the same time.

I was banging that fat bitch down the street and she CumQueefFarted!!

by The Brendon and Kevin Show November 12, 2021