Cumloid

An absolute idiot that should've been aborted.

Person 1. "You're a fucking Cumloid."
Person 2."I know."

Cumloid by Wagner027 February 7, 2022

cumlordian 

The offspring of 2 lord capertons

“That guy is such a cumlordian”

cumlordian by Astronuttttt November 7, 2020

divine cumlord

Divine cumlords are extremely rare...there are only a handful of others including myself. A divine cumlord is a man with a golden cock that pumps out 1 gallon of semen each ejaculate. The cum produced is valued at 1 million per pint because each sperm has the ability to fly. The cum can also cure cancer and ward away evil spirits in a possessed individual. The man releases a barbaric roar every time his golden cock of wrath cums.

The fierce warrior ripped off his trousers to expose his glistening golden cock of extreme power which caused the opposing army to flee in terror. With a thundering roar, the divine cumlord shot out sperm which flew off into the distance.

divine cumlord by gindertopia March 6, 2010

Cumlord 

Refers to an individual who has an unnatural or unhealthy obsession with all things cum. Used in a derogatory way, often towards people having multiple unprotected sex partners.

"Ugh you are being such a Cumlord!"

"She screws everyone that she meets, she is a huge Cumlord."

Cumlord by Master Bates Alot December 16, 2009

cumlord 

me and myself with your mother

i am your mother's cumlord

cumlord by koki bolls August 11, 2021

cumlordian 

The offspring of two lord cappertons

Look at that cumlordian over there what a loser

cumlordian by Cosmics November 7, 2020

cumload 

When A Woman Gives a Man a Handjob/Blowjob,The Man Can Ejaculate A Large Amount Of Sperm Out Of His Erect Penis.

He Was Laying There Naked,As She Played With His Penis,He Ejaculated 5 or More Times With A Huge Cumload.

cumload by Jbro69 September 23, 2006