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Cumlings 

1) Cumlings are a creature created by Tomzu HQ - they are a race of white blobs with faces created during the ERP Days - a group of them is called a Ballsak
"The Cumlings have started a war. What do we do?" - "Penetrate the Ballsak center and toss a grenade."
Cumlings by Tia_Floof~Chan June 20, 2021
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Zac has A microscopic peener so he produces cumlings
Cumlings by B1G M4N A July 19, 2026

cummings invite 

The Cummings Invite meant you where invited over for unprotected sex and would be cumming inside of her pussy.
Theresa just gave us the cummings invite again. Do you guys want to go?
cummings invite by Azzman66 September 14, 2018

Theresa Cummings 

A female well known for being an easy piece of pussy. Famous for her house party's (sex parties). A slut who was always drunk, high or trippin on acid and tripping over dicks the next morning.
Did I really fuck Theresa Cummings last night? Shit, No I have Herpes.
Theresa Cummings by Azzman66 September 14, 2018

dick cummings 

an unfortunate man with a gay name.
Dick Cummings is a little bitch who gives blowjobs in the bathroom.
dick cummings by TheCantonCock December 16, 2014

Ann Cummings 

stage name for a Midwest amateur porn star that started out modeling and graduated to porn all before her 19th Birthday. Ann Cummings took the porn industry by storm with her pretty face and her long lean body. Ann performed with guys, girls and more guys. Ann Cummings scenes involve her being royally fucked up on coke and being fucked by anyone who wanted to fuck her. In one of her scenes she lets the microphone boom guy fuck her then cum on her face. After a short time doing porn she was sent home. Typical of the industry they use these whores then find new ones. She has taken all here work down but bits n pieces are still out there.
did you see that old Ann Cummings Scene?
Ann Cummings by Azzman66 September 14, 2018

do a cummings 

When you fuck off back to your parents at the earliest sign off hardship, particularly when it may be illegal to do so.
"Did you hear Simon had a drunken argument with his wife in the bar?"
"He's such a twat, did he do a Cummings?"

"yeah, I think so"
do a cummings by TheClnl May 26, 2020
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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murderhobo 

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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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