Cumindrum 

A female or male that cannot keep thier legs closed therefore storing cum inside of them like a drum

God she has been with five guys this week what a cumindrum.

Cumindrum by o3ojr March 30, 2021

cumundrum 

Any sort of issues related to and/or involving semen. This can include cum in the face/hair, the inability to cum, cumming too fast, or the ever-dreaded cum in the pants.

"So we were hooking up last night, and he came in his pants." That's a real cumundrum!

cumundrum by 123sober October 7, 2010

Cumundrum 

The point where a male is about to ejaculate while having sex but isn't sure if he wants to because the sex is so good and he doesn't want it to end.

I was having sex last night and didn't want it to end but I wanted to cum so bad, I hate being stuck in the middle of such a cumundrum.

Cumundrum by dtommd May 30, 2015

cunundrumucopia

Commingling of conundrum & cornucopia that specifically relates to having an abundance of problems or issues.

George W. Bush has found himself in a cunundrumucopia since we went into Iraq.

cunundrumucopia by Roger Halunen January 15, 2006

cundrum 

condom, as used by americans (and perhaps by other English speakers) until the 1950s. Condoms were originally sold only at pharmacies, usually kept hidden under the counter.
It was often a mark of masculinity for a young man just to keep one in his wallet and show off the "ring" outline.
When condoms became readily available, and commonly marketed, the current usage became more popular, eventually making "cundrum" virtually archaic.

The grounds in lover's lane are full of used cundrums.

cundrum by Joey Petito September 25, 2005

cumdrum

Someone that takes in as much semen as they possibly can, they more than likely really love the taste of it. Either in the mouth or by way of other holes they may have in their body. Also known as a whore, slut, hooker, dirtyleg, or split tail.

Man I saw that chic with three dudes last night, she is a total cumdrum. That bitch is a freaking cumdrum, she swallowed every drop of my load.

cumdrum by jeremy sandifer February 15, 2009

Cumundum 

A jubilant amount of semen around one's rectal cavity

Dude, last night i gave my girl the biggest Cumundum.

Cumundum by Michael Clementino November 27, 2009