Cupidity

the attempted act of setting up two potential friends as lovers, despite the absolute insanity of the idea.
Although she promised she would never do it again, the latest victims of her cupidity we recently seen hitting each other with chairs on an episode of Jerry Springer.
by larrylicious May 06, 2010
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Cupid

A person who ships others frequently, pretty self explanatory tbh
O: I know J and M are secretly dating
P: I ship it
M: I’m not, we’re just friends
L: He never had a crush on anyone tbh
N: CUPID DETECTED!
by Ace the simp May 31, 2023
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That man was just like cupid!
by Jamie February 19, 2003
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cupidity

Being stupid in love; doing stupid things because of love.
"Did you see that tattoo Jim got?"
"You mean the one of his girlfriend's puppy?"
"Yeah. What an act of cupidity.
by Kernel Poppa February 10, 2007
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Cupid is the little angel in wings that makes people fall in love but then always screws them over in the end.
Cupid made me fall in love then made him take my car my house and my money, thanks cupid you can go suck a dick.
by falconSX April 10, 2003
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Cupid

The stupid little cherub that graces Valentine cards and shoots people with his arrows of love that leave hearts bleeding in the end.
"It was Cupid's hand! I had no choice!"
"Don't you know Cupid rhymes with 'stupid'?"
by Destinee Carols April 16, 2007
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to describe someone who tries to play off their stupidity as cute
When Jane met Bobby and asked him that really awkward question, he thought she was being cupid.

A cupid statement would be something like the capital of Pennsylvania is capital P.
by RichmondGirl09 January 25, 2009
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