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cuntfuckery 

The Boston riots were filled with all types of cuntfuckery.

Cuntfuckery 

When the X calls or texts the girlfriend with attempts to undermine you and tell her all about what an asshole she perceives you to be but the girlfriend has your back.
Barbra pulled some serious cuntfuckery yesterday... she texted my girlfriend to tell her what an asshole she thinks I am.
Cuntfuckery by Hortelius February 18, 2019

Cuntfuckery 

Like shitfuckery, but when it's done by an absolute cunt.
God, the teacher has just brought the due date for the homework to today without warning. What a load of cuntfuckery.
Cuntfuckery by AlmightyScottle September 10, 2022

Cuntfuckery 

A modern and more severe version of “tomfoolery” - referring to incompetent nonsense / behaviour / silliness which almost suspends belief
“There was a lot of cuntfuckery at work today, I’m surrounded by morons”

“Cuntfuckery seems to be one of your pastimes”
Cuntfuckery by narkhunter2000 March 13, 2025

Calliope of clownish cuntfuckery

When someone or an organization does something or creates a situation that is ridiculously stupid and frustrating in multiple ways, usually intentionally. Similar to a clusterfuck
The school has sent me the sixth revised financial aid package and they still made another error. This is a calliope of clownish cuntfuckery

bitchass cuntfucker 

Sorry-ass, oblivious retard who hogs the road
Move the fuck over, dillweed - you on your way to a bitchass cuntfucker convention, or what?
bitchass cuntfucker by Cackalacka September 4, 2008
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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