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When you ejaculate into a woman’s hair then rapidly spin it before it drys creating the illusion of a a unicorn horn. As it hardens the unicorn horn becomes stiffer and more durable.

I hit that chick with the cumcorn last night, she had to go to work with it the next day..

Cumcorn by Prof.. June 1, 2026

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Cumorning

When you jerk off next to a girls face while she sleeping and wake her up as you cum on her face by yelling cumorning!

Dude, do you remember that girl from the bar? I cumorninged her!

Cumorning by Dance Commanded September 3, 2010

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Cumcorn • Cum Corners • Cumcore • Cumcoon • Cumcerned • Cumconut • cumcord • Cumcordian • cumcountant • cumhorn

cumcoon

1. (NOUN) What is formed when one is horny but too tired to get out of bed. Due to the lack of available tissue, the skeeterpillar lets its seed fall where it will and proceeds to cocoon itself in ejaculate and blankets for the night.

2. (VERB) To make a cumcoon of oneself.

1. The skeeterpillar emerged from its cumcoon in the morning as a beautiful nutterfly.

2. Screw you guys, I'm going home to cumcoon myself.

cumcoon by erik5556 November 9, 2020

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Cumcore

It often relates to music that is extremely sexual, such as pornrap.
Instead it relates to sexual hardcore rock/metal etc.

Cumcore:
Some songs by ISMFOF, Korn - Kunt, Hollywood Undead (although they are mostly rap) etc..

Cumcore by YUUUU December 18, 2009

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Cumcerned

When you don’t know why you’ve jizzed

I’m so cumcerned, I’m covered in jizz and I don’t know why

Cumcerned by Kittycstar July 26, 2023

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cumcord

supersonic ejaculation (paying tribute to the concord)

is it a bird? is it a plane? no its a cumcord....on yo face!

cumcord by manyook April 29, 2010

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Cumcoon

When a man has an orgasm so powerful, it covers the majority of the partner's body, resulting in a cocoon like effect.

Mixed using the terms "cum" and "cocoon"

He came so hard he covered me in a cumcoon!

Cumcoon by NeoDeath90 May 14, 2010

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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