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A person who watches porn and keeps track of how many 'cum shots' occur.
"Hey bro, did you see the new Backdoor Sluts 53?" "Yeah it was great! I saw more backdoors get pounded on than the red light district during a blue light sale!" "I thought it sucked. Not enough cum shots." "What are you dude, a fucking cumcountant?"
by z0mbieparade August 31, 2016
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