"Hey bro, did you see the new Backdoor Sluts 53?" "Yeah it was great! I saw more backdoors get pounded on than the red light district during a blue light sale!" "I thought it sucked. Not enough cum shots." "What are you dude, a fucking cumcountant?"
by z0mbieparade August 31, 2016
Hop on the crypto-coaster! It'll be the ride of your life! Become a billionaire or lose it all at once!
by z0mbieparade April 20, 2018
When I was a teenager, we ruined the plumbing with coffee filters, because there was no toilet paper. Yes I'd say I have TPSD.
by z0mbieparade March 24, 2020
by z0mbieparade October 23, 2017
"Dude, did you see her feet? I would totally lick those." "Wow, I'm going to add 'foot fetish' to your smutography."
by z0mbieparade February 05, 2019
The way dyslexics Hail Satan.
by z0mbieparade September 26, 2016
The man was feeling particularly depressed wednesday, when his wife caught him doing the sad trumpet in the living room. Wearing nothing but his socks, he slowly tugged one out while staring at himself full length mirror. Dejected tears rolled slowly down his cheeks to the sound of TAPS playing quietly in the background.
by z0mbieparade November 14, 2013