Bumcastle

A place where people congregate on a weekend to sit around and watch TV episode marathons.

To a friend: "Hey, you should come over to the bumcastle on Sunday to bum out.

by 07DDQ2011-2012 January 27, 2012

bumpaste

An exceptionally unpleasant consistency of diarrhea, noted for its stickiness and slight remnants of solidity. A sour mash besmirching ones undergarments.

"My guts are bloody awful after that curry, I've been making bumpaste all day."

by Boris DeMilo January 20, 2009

Fired on bum castle

A short-burst fart that is so loud in it's escape that it sounds like the firing of a cannon or a similar piece of artillery. Multiples of this type of emission could be mistaken for a 21 gun salute.

Wow, that fart was loud - it sounded like you fired on bum castle.

by normanstanleyfletcher June 2, 2015

CumCastle

The act of being completely smeared in cum, to the point when you walk around others they seem alarmed and can notice your presence from a mile away. The combination of smell and attitude from a CumCastle is so bad that many try to stay as far away as possible from one and even use the word as a form of insult.

Luke just came on a girl and now she’s pissed calling him a CumCastle.
Toro is at it again look at him jerking off in his bed, smh what a CumCastle.

Tomi Just had another wet dream... #CumCastle activity.

by Banfield November 11, 2022

becastled

Meaning: Adorned or fortified with castles or castle-like structures. It can describe a landscape or a building that has been given castle-like features (e.g., battlements, turrets).

Example Usage: "From the hill, we looked out over the becastled Rhine Valley, its slopes dotted with ancient fortresses."

by Brookes Huwasi August 26, 2025