scumcastle

Is a place in the north east of england, wrongly labeled on all atlas' to Newcastle Upon Tyne, it is the home of the humble idiot known as a mag.

Dave: "Why on earth did we come here?"
John: "I dunno mate scumcastle really is crap."
Dave: "We should leave before the locals try and steal our shoes"
John: "Thats a plan because i hate mags"

by Not a thick geordie...not a geordie March 5, 2008

Scumcast

An insult for Comcast after cheating and screwing you over.

Scumcast completely ripped me off. First, they raised the price of my service without even notifying me and just charge my bank card. When I canceled their service for another internet provider, they said they'd send me a refund check for what I didn't use for that month, but I never even received that check.

by GorillaMike713 June 18, 2017

CumCastle

The act of being completely smeared in cum, to the point when you walk around others they seem alarmed and can notice your presence from a mile away. The combination of smell and attitude from a CumCastle is so bad that many try to stay as far away as possible from one and even use the word as a form of insult.

Luke just came on a girl and now she’s pissed calling him a CumCastle.
Toro is at it again look at him jerking off in his bed, smh what a CumCastle.

Tomi Just had another wet dream... #CumCastle activity.

by Banfield November 11, 2022