Is a place in the north east of england, wrongly labeled on all atlas' to Newcastle Upon Tyne, it is the home of the humble idiot known as a mag.
Dave: "Why on earth did we come here?"
John: "I dunno mate scumcastle really is crap."
Dave: "We should leave before the locals try and steal our shoes"
John: "Thats a plan because i hate mags"
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