cum wagon 

A classier way to say cum dumpster.

"bro, emma is such a cum wagon"

cum wagon by carr0tcakes September 8, 2018

Cum Wagon 

The Boston Bruins are a cum wagon.

I’ve seen a couple people talk about firing Cassidy. Like what kind of drugs do you need to be on to have that idea pop into your head? The team is obvi in a decline, in the last 3 years, we’ve lost Krug, Chara, Krejci, and Tuukka. Our 3rd & 4th lines have struggled all season. And yet, we still made the playoffs in a conference that has never seen this much lopsided talent in NHL history (first time ever all playoff teams have >100 points). So, yeah, have these games been disappointing/frustrating? Of course. Did the officiating absoluteY BLOW in game 2? Yeah. But Carolina is the better team. Plain and simple. Cassidy is not a miracle worker. We’re getting beat by a better team. They’ve been better all season. They’ve killed us in every meeting this year. It’s not like we dominated them all year and are just now falling flat. It’s not like we’re the 2019 lightning getting swept by the blue jackets in the 1st round. Firing Cassidy would be absolutely ludicrous. We finished 7th in the conference, and yet fans/social media think we’re the cup favorites, and if we don’t make it all the way, the season was a failure. It’s insane. We are a cum wagon.

Cum Wagon by Xavier Nady November 25, 2022

Missouri Cum Wagon

When a guy and girl are fucking in the car and he jizzes all over the seat/interior of car.

She was riding me until my car turned into a Missouri Cum Wagon!

Missouri Cum Wagon by Jackson Missippi July 17, 2016