Definitions by carr0tcakes

ukrainian swan dive 

landing on a lit firecracker as for it to become stuck in your rectum.

Man, I saw Emma doing a ukrainian swan dive last night and let me just say, the hospital visit was so worth it.

ukrainian swan dive by carr0tcakes December 13, 2018

ugandan circus 

lighting a teacher's desk on fire while class is in session

Me and Emma gave Mrs. Booher a ugandan circus in 6th period, and everyone was definitely having a good time.

ugandan circus by carr0tcakes December 13, 2018

venezuelan hat trick 

the very delicate act of jacking 3 men off at the same time. this is achieved by giving 2 handjobs and one footjob at once.

Emma gave me, Hunter, and Will a venezuelan hat trick last night and she just about had an aneurysm.

venezuelan hat trick by carr0tcakes December 13, 2018

israeli push pop

making a popsicle out of frozen human shit and eating it

Emma made a fresh batch of israeli push pops last night, do you guys want to have some with me?

israeli push pop by carr0tcakes December 13, 2018

spurmp 

basically the term "bias" for streamers

"i spurmp danny from game grumps"

spurmp by carr0tcakes September 8, 2018

spurmptecker 

when you have another streamer you are considering to spurmp, one who is about to be your spurmp.

"i usually spurmp danny, but arin has been making some good wolf fucking jokes lately, he's my spurmptecker"

spurmptecker by carr0tcakes September 8, 2018

cum wagon 

A classier way to say cum dumpster.

"bro, emma is such a cum wagon"

cum wagon by carr0tcakes September 8, 2018