7 definitions by carr0tcakes
Man, I saw Emma doing a ukrainian swan dive last night and let me just say, the hospital visit was so worth it.
by carr0tcakes December 13, 2018
the very delicate act of jacking 3 men off at the same time. this is achieved by giving 2 handjobs and one footjob at once.
Emma gave me, Hunter, and Will a venezuelan hat trick last night and she just about had an aneurysm.
by carr0tcakes December 13, 2018
"i usually spurmp danny, but arin has been making some good wolf fucking jokes lately, he's my spurmptecker"
by carr0tcakes September 8, 2018
by carr0tcakes December 13, 2018
Me and Emma gave Mrs. Booher a ugandan circus in 6th period, and everyone was definitely having a good time.
by carr0tcakes December 13, 2018
A classier way to say cum dumpster.
by carr0tcakes September 8, 2018
"i spurmp danny from game grumps"
by carr0tcakes September 8, 2018