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Cum on me 

cum is about wee white stuff coming out of your penis/cookie.
Tia: I made sex and apparently everytime there is cum on me.
her mum: oh, they cum on you everyday dont worry.
Tia: is it normal for girls to get cum?
her mum: it is normal. just like how your father fucked me before we had you.
Cum on me by LeaIsCool July 10, 2022

cum on me sky daddy 

1.A porn related way to say you want snow on you most likely in the face
2.a way to reference god as a weather creator again in a porn way
F1: its snowing outside

F2: Cum on me sky daddy
F1: I don't want sky daddy to Cum on me

Cum-on-me Face 

The face of a woman that is somewhere between incredibly sexy and that of a butter face. Indicates the desire of a man to ejaculate onto her face. Normally found on a woman who is marginally attractive.

Can also be used to describe a face that begs for cum to be on it simply by its features. Example: High cheek bones or pouty lips.
Megan Fox, on a Sunday, in her coffee-run sweats, has a cum-on-me face.
Cum-on-me Face by Drew841 September 14, 2014

cum on me daddy uhh yeah fuck me fuck me fuck me up the pussy uhhh yeah nigger fuck me fuck me fucccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 

you scream that when someone starts crying at a funeral be4 it started
(pussy cries): weee... you: cum on me daddy uhh yeah fuck me fuck me fuck me up the pussy uhhh yeah nigger fuck me fuck me fucccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Cum on me titties 

A large pair of boobs with enough top cleavage for a man to ejaculate on while the girl is sitting up straight without supporting or caressing them.
Dude, did you see the new girl? She’s got a great pair of cum on me titties.

Oh yeah, those tits are just begging to covered in cum.
Cum on me titties by Db.on.db November 16, 2022

"I'm gonna cum, let me cum on your chest, will you?" Bachira whispered closely to Isagi, his breath lingering on the boy. 

"I'm gonna cum, let me cum on your chest, will you?" Bachira whispered closely to Isagi, his breath lingering on the boy.
"I'm gonna cum, let me cum on your chest, will you?" Bachira whispered closely to Isagi, his breath lingering on the boy.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026