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The act of competing to cum on your partners cloths faster and more often than your parter can. the one with the nastiest items at the end looses.
The other night we had a Cum War and I had to wash all of my cloths again.
Cum War by chris the man vw March 16, 2008
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nerf cum war 

when you play nerf wars but instead of guns you use your cock and cum on your enemies
i went to a playground and asked if they wanted to play nerf cum war i was arrested
When a couple decides to have a child,
not for the pleasures sake.
And when the male ejaculates, the cum that makes her pregnant is reffered to as "War Cum".
Ohhh.... man Mike, too bad that last intercourse ended in war cum
War Cum by Wunderstake January 24, 2005
When romantic partners compete in a race to see which of the two will cum first. They can use tactics on each other to speed the process but usually this will be a double edged sword.
Damn, Victoria left me after I went up 5-1 against her in our Cum Wars series.

Cum warmer 

A girl that’s only good for taking a load of cum. Sometimes keeping it warm for the next guy as lube.
Had a threesome with that slut and her boyfriend. She’s just a cum warmer for the second act.
Cum warmer by Masternuke04 August 10, 2020

Cum Warbler 

One who warbles cum, such as that retard Paxton.
Cum Warbler by Pdog420 December 13, 2024

Cum-Sucking Warthog 

A domestic cum drinking animal of the Savannah.
A cum sucking warthog can be found in the Savannah. Cum-sucking warthogs prefer to be nocturnal, because at night is when you can rape all dem babies.
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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