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When someone is constipated after having sex because of swallowing too much cum.

Girl: Doctor I have a stomach ache. Doctor: Did you have sex the past day? Girl: Yes. Doctor: It sounds like a classic case of cum tum!

cum tum by Stonewoof December 20, 2015

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Cum Tum

When jerking off you finish on your stomach, not hers

Chad: did you blow your load on her tummy?

Kyle: fuck no, I pulled out of her and gave myself Cum Tum!

Chad: no you didn't

Kyle: (raises shirt) see, there's still a little cum flake in my belly button from cum

Cum Tum by Krocodilespundee406 November 23, 2020

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Crabs cum tum

After receiving hand job and cumming on your own tummy parter rubs the cum into the tummy.

Bro this girl just gave me the gnarliest crabs Cum Tum.

Crabs cum tum by Kitchen daddy September 1, 2021

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CUM TUMMY

CUM TUMMY IS WHEN YOU ARE BANGING A TRAMPS TUNA CAT YOU PULL OUT CUM ON HER GUT AND USE YOUR COCK LIKE A PAINT BRUSH AND WRITE THANK YOU WITH YOUR FRESH LOAD!

I WAS SO THANK FULL FOR THE SUPER TIGHT SNATCH I REWARDED HER WITH A CUM TUMMY!

CUM TUMMY by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 3, 2011

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cum tummy

Noun: Is used to describe a very sexy stomach on a pretty woman, when a man wants to cum all over her stomach.

Man did you see Crystal? She's got a nice cum tummy. I'd bang her all night.

cum tummy by francois m January 11, 2008

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cum tummy

When people engaging in sexual activity swallow too much cum or sperm and get a belly ache.

When I had sex with my girlfriend 6 times yesterday, all that swallowing gave me a total cum tummy today.

cum tummy by JosieSmith April 12, 2008

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dont be a dummy cum on the tummy

It is simply pull out when u cum it helps and she wont get pissed

Girl: dont be a dummy cum on the tummy

dont be a dummy cum on the tummy by steak sauce January 14, 2011

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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