A game in which two men drown a hamster in their cum, then stick the hamster up one another's anus. Whoever can engulf the entire hamster first wins. The loser is left with a case of blue balls.
Bro 1: Yo, down for some Cum Rodent?
Bro 2: Sure, but let's make it quick
by Twentylynx July 23, 2018
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A cum Guzzling Rodent is a name that You can call someone. Its rude and obnoxious but is great for when someones yelling at you. If you call the a Cum Guzzling Rodent, they are guaranteed to laugh, and you probably will too.
You are such a Cum Guzzling Rodent!

Shut up you Cum Guzzling Rodent!
by sarahisthebestpersonintheworld November 21, 2012
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A women who is not afraid to gather and devour 2nd hand cum from any source available ,no matter what state the jism appears to be in.
"Sally is such a Cum Rodent. I caught her nibbling the curtains the morning after Roger fucked me and tried to blow out the window and got the curtains"
by Cone stoker August 20, 2022
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