8 definitions by Cone stoker

Cum Rodent

A women who is not afraid to gather and devour 2nd hand cum from any source available ,no matter what state the jism appears to be in.

"Sally is such a Cum Rodent. I caught her nibbling the curtains the morning after Roger fucked me and tried to blow out the window and got the curtains"

by Cone stoker August 20, 2022

Stinkfinger

The smell of sweet vaginal juices on your finger after penetration ,at least to the second knuckle.

Hey mum , I got a date at the ferny Grove waterslide ,hopefully I will get a stinkfinger.

by Cone stoker August 20, 2022

Cum Blizzard

A mammoth amount of semen ejaculated in all directions of the compass.

"I worked on a fishing boat for a month , I got back to land an Jill met me and licked my dick and received an absolute fucking cum Blizzard"

by Cone stoker August 21, 2022

Cum Leech

A woman who refused to detach from the Penis after oral sex.

"Jenny is a cum Leech she sucked my cock and then I fell asleep ,it went on for hours until I got a cum blister"

by Cone stoker August 20, 2022

Cum blister

Having your cock sucked for a length of time that results with an internal penis blister.

Jenny sucked my cock well into the night and I woke with a nasty cum blister.

by Cone stoker August 20, 2022

Cumbezzlement

When a woman teases a man for a length of time causing blueballs ,opening the woman up for legal actions and damages

Sarah had a wet patch round her box all day and wouldn't suck my cock , I had testicular rupture ,I'm taking this bitch to court for cumbezzlement.

by Cone stoker August 20, 2022

Cum Beggar

A women with an insatiable thirst for semen.

I attended a party last night. I met a woman called Jane. We spoke two sentences ,then I came in her mouth.Of course she was a cum beggar

by Cone stoker August 20, 2022