Cum Pumpkins

Medium to large female breasts, traditionally of a size and/or shape configuration that encourage thoughts or acts of ejaculation upon them by male partners or suitors.

Show me those cum pumpkins baby, I wanna drop a fat load all over them!

Cum Pumpkins by BigK22 August 28, 2023

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Cum Pumpkin

When you blow your load in your partners ass, then stuff your fist up their ass and scrape the linings for the load (like when you carved a pumpkin). Take any shit and cum up there and put it in a bowl and make your partner eat it.

"I met this chick in the bar the other night. She totally let me give her a cum pumpkin. She ate every drop of it"

Cum Pumpkin by cbrudog January 12, 2017

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cum-pumpkin pie

A cum-pumpkin pie is a baked Halloween treat that guys can make by making six dick-holes in a pumpkin for their dicks to fuck and have cumgasms in, and then scraping out the goop and making a pie for all to enjoy.

We're planning to make a cum-pumpkin pie for Halloween!

cum-pumpkin pie by eda-skip October 7, 2021

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cum-pumpkin

A cum-pumpkin is a large pumpkin with six holes so six guys can fuck and have cumgasms which they all eat afterward.

We bought a cum-pumpkin, and tonight six of us cadets are going to work it over!

cum-pumpkin by USAF Cadet November 10, 2020

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Cum Pumpkin

A flattering word for your significant other. Typically a nickname for a person you have had sex with.

Youre my little cum pumpkin

Cum Pumpkin by fnaf1012 October 2, 2022

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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