Cum Pumpkins
Medium to large female breasts, traditionally of a size and/or shape configuration that encourage thoughts or acts of ejaculation upon them by male partners or suitors.
Cum Pumpkins by BigK22 August 28, 2023
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Cum Pumpkin
When you blow your load in your partners ass, then stuff your fist up their ass and scrape the linings for the load (like when you carved a pumpkin). Take any shit and cum up there and put it in a bowl and make your partner eat it.
"I met this chick in the bar the other night. She totally let me give her a cum pumpkin. She ate every drop of it"
Cum Pumpkin by cbrudog January 12, 2017
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cum-pumpkin pie
A cum-pumpkin pie is a baked Halloween treat that guys can make by making six dick-holes in a pumpkin for their dicks to fuck and have cumgasms in, and then scraping out the goop and making a pie for all to enjoy.
cum-pumpkin pie by eda-skip October 7, 2021
cum-pumpkin
A cum-pumpkin is a large pumpkin with six holes so six guys can fuck and have cumgasms which they all eat afterward.
cum-pumpkin by USAF Cadet November 10, 2020
Cum Pumpkin
A flattering word for your significant other. Typically a nickname for a person you have had sex with.
Cum Pumpkin by fnaf1012 October 2, 2022
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