Cum Letter

A piece of paper with sperm ejaculated onto it, then folded and sent to someone as an actual letter.

Dude 1: I heard Ms. Finke yelled at you today

Dude 2: Yeah, what a bitch.

Dude 1: You should get her back

Dude 2: Don't worry, I sent that ho a Cum Letter

Dude 1: Niiiice

by UnCoolBro September 25, 2010

Cumlette

An omelette without egg whites but with cum.

Richard: Hey fancy coming over for dinner?
Paul: Sure, what are we having?
Richard: Your favourite, cumlette.

by phunneh February 11, 2010

Russian Cumlette

A group of friends cum into a bowl (any type of bowl) and then you proceed to mix the semen and then use a turkey baster to inseminate a woman (with consent) and whoever is the father wins.

Me and my bros played Russian Cumlette and now I’m a dad.

by JackieDaytonaHB January 6, 2022

Cumlesterol

Cumlesterol is the buildup of jizz in your dick hole. High cumlesterol results from excessive nutting whether it be from sex or pumping off, and a portion of sperm continues to remain in the urethra and not be sprayed out.

Dude: Question. After you beat off, is it hard for you to take a piss afterwards?

Friend: I spank my meat so much, it is hard for me to piss at any given time from my high cumlesterol levels.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 22, 2017