Cum Gremlins
"Andrew how'd you make out with those chickies last night" "shiiiit I feed them some coke around 12 and they turned into a group of Cum Gremlins!!""
Cum Gremlins by Mattyglide March 21, 2017
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Cum Gremlin
Cum is a lot like gremlins, in that they both turn into something totally different when they get wet. Cum gremlins are exactly what it sounds like- the clumpy, sticky stringy mess that sperm turns into when wet.
Cum Gremlin by published July 29, 2009
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Cum Gremlin
A female that enjoys cold dark rooms full of alcohol, lube, and sex toys. Usually angry. Enjoys cum.
Cum Gremlin by Therealcumgremlin February 9, 2021
Cum Gremlin
Typically a female. Likes to fuck and lives off cum. Enjoys cold dark rooms full of alcohol, lube, and sex toys. Will sometimes demand sex. Gets slippery butter all over everything. Steals pickles. Cheese. Cum. Etc...
Cum Gremlin by Therealcumgremlin February 9, 2021
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