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Cum Candle 

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Instead of using shitty febreeze, try out cum candle.
First give yourself a pleasuring ejaculation, then store it in a candle holder. Put it in the freezer for 24 hours with a wick in it. Afterwards, burn the wick and have the sweet smell of cum fill your house! Good for family gatherings. Or party games. See who can make the biggest cum candle.
Nick: Ashley's cumming over soon and my house smells like dog feces and gingers.
Jenny: Just use a cum candle!
Nick: Good idea, let me get the ebony porn.
Cum Candle by Papa's Penis December 15, 2010
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Cankleing Cum Shot 

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When you put yo girl's ankles together and fuck the gap in between and cum on her feet
I gave my girl a cankleing cum shot last night, her ankles were so milky white after
Cankleing Cum Shot by DindsayRade69 November 10, 2016

cumcandle 

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when the cum comes out of the dick at the end and it looks like a suttle flame
bitch my dick looked like a cumcandle yesterday...
cumcandle by fuckmanfart5 July 14, 2016

cumcandle 

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a cum candle is a candle but the wax is cum this candle smells horific imagine cum but burning and it just smells like burt ruber or sum
hey is that a cum candle i smell? cumcandle

Cumhandler

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One whom has experience with the handling or disposal of ejaculate.
The teenage boy was a meticulous "cumhandler".
Cumhandler by gwluck November 12, 2010
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Overstand 

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minimap 

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Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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Dotard 

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That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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