Cult-ivate

We must cult-ivate so we can take over the amogus!

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cultivated

Knowledgeable, someone who has a good education, information, or taste an manners.

Mr Smith is a well cultivated man.

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The act of gathering energy from heaven and earth and refining it into your own power and strength.

Cultivation is the only path for those seeking strenth!

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The act of banging a bar scank in a freshly plowed field, then pulling out and shooting your load in the dirt, thus truly planting your seed.

"I didn't want anyone to see me with Suzy so I took her out to the edge of town and gave her the Kansas cultivator!"

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A person who absorbs qi/chi/mana or spirit energy that is present in the air via breathing exercises or through pores on their body.

Cultivators are immortal

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ONE who cultivates master herbs at top qualities, such as KUSH

"Man, my bro Chris is growin some of that krazzy Blue Dream and Master Kush thats off the hook!"

"I know. He's the CULTIVATOR!!!!"

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When you are talking to someone who is a minor, but don't make a move until their 18th birthday.

Aaron has been cultivating this girl since high school, she turns 18 next month.

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