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Cuddlemuff

When one covers themselves in cotton balls and proceeds to hug all people in the vicinity. Generally used by hobos to solicit money from african americans.
Dude, did you see that guy Cuddlemuff me?

Yeah, you gotta wonder where a hobo gets all that cotton from.
Cuddlemuff by Ninjesco June 28, 2010
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Cruddlemuffins 

an exclamation one says when something turns from crud and gets worse and worse.
Cruddlemuffins im only 14
Cruddlemuffins by Chris Holder September 28, 2005

Cuddlemuffer 

someone who incessantly flirts physically with those of the same or opposite sex, yet doesn't realize they are being overly touchy.
Sean was called out as a cuddlemuffer when he wouldn't stop blowing in Giuliana's ear.
Cuddlemuffer by pookle13 April 25, 2010

Cuddlemunchies 

When you want to cuddle but they arnt there
I have major cuddlemunchies rn

CuddleMuffin 

little red-headed girl, that cuddles with her best friend at 6 a.m.
Riann calls Summer cuddlemuffin.
CuddleMuffin by Riann E.R. January 17, 2007

Cuddlemuffer 

people who touch other people constantly and hug to much
Girl- yea, she was like..cuddling with me and hugging me, i was really uncomfortable.
Girl 2- gross, that sucks... she is a total Cuddlemuffer
Girl- OMG your right
Cuddlemuffer by Alice_In_Chainz November 28, 2015

Cuddlemuffin 

Slur for short people
look at john the cuddlemuffin
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