Cuddlemuffer

someone who incessantly flirts physically with those of the same or opposite sex, yet doesn't realize they are being overly touchy.

Sean was called out as a cuddlemuffer when he wouldn't stop blowing in Giuliana's ear.

by pookle13 April 25, 2010

Cuddlemuff

When one covers themselves in cotton balls and proceeds to hug all people in the vicinity. Generally used by hobos to solicit money from african americans.

Dude, did you see that guy Cuddlemuff me?

Yeah, you gotta wonder where a hobo gets all that cotton from.

by Ninjesco June 26, 2010

Cuddlemuffer

people who touch other people constantly and hug to much

Girl- yea, she was like..cuddling with me and hugging me, i was really uncomfortable.
Girl 2- gross, that sucks... she is a total Cuddlemuffer
Girl- OMG your right

by Alice_In_Chainz October 10, 2015