a: A large muffin that is shared as a snack before a cuddling session.

b: An adorable subject of physical attraction; someone you would love to cuddle with.

c: A regular cuddlebuddy.

I'll be stopping by whole foods to pick up some cuddle muffins for the party tonight.

Look at her, she's such a cuddlemuffin.

He's my cuddlemuffin.

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Cruddlemuffins

an exclamation one says when something turns from crud and gets worse and worse.

Cruddlemuffins im only 14

Cruddlemuffins by Chris Holder September 28, 2005

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Cuddlemuffer

someone who incessantly flirts physically with those of the same or opposite sex, yet doesn't realize they are being overly touchy.

Sean was called out as a cuddlemuffer when he wouldn't stop blowing in Giuliana's ear.

Cuddlemuffer by pookle13 April 25, 2010

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Cuddle Muffin

A alien of a cute starfish-like appearance that kills its prey by cuddling it (suffocating it with its tentacles).

Person 1: Did you hear? Cuddle Muffins are invading Earth
Person 2: That doesn't sound bad at all
Person 1: *gets cudlled by a Cuddle Muffin*
Person 2: Oh...

Cuddle Muffin by ASDFinator2000 May 8, 2018

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Cuddlemuff

When one covers themselves in cotton balls and proceeds to hug all people in the vicinity. Generally used by hobos to solicit money from african americans.

Dude, did you see that guy Cuddlemuff me?

Yeah, you gotta wonder where a hobo gets all that cotton from.

Cuddlemuff by Ninjesco June 28, 2010

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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