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cucktard 

portmanteau formed from cuckold + retard

(1) a man who invites a friend over to fuck his wife but ends-up with a sore butthole himself; (2) anyone who believes Donald J. Trump's lies; (3) a "very stable genius" aka moron

syn: Trumpanzee, Trumptard, NAKtard, fucktard
Nine-out-of-ten psychiatrists agree ... most people who attend Trump rallies are cucktards!
cucktard by Eppypotamus January 14, 2020
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cucktard 

A mix between cuck and tard.
Is Tanner M. still a cucktard.
cucktard by cucktard April 18, 2017
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Cucktard 

A cuckold that focuses on career self preservation through submissive ass licking of corporate and political narcissistic powers of incompetence.
Biden and his entourage of cucktards performed as predicted with arrogant incompetence and delusions of grandeur.
Cucktard by Gyroist February 16, 2023

cuckturd 

portmanteau formed from cuckold (or its modern abbreviated form "cuck" overused nowadays by the alt-right to disparage any conservative Republican not felt to be sufficiently radical ... formerly called "Rino" or "Republican in name only") + turd (shit)

(1) a cuckservative who has an especially "shitty" (nasty / smarmy /weaselly) demeanor; (2) a neo-Nazi, alt-right, white-supremacist who does not display sufficient reverence for Adolf Hitler (like making constant "seig heil" salutes in public); (3) a never-Trumper
Mitt Romney is obviously NOT a cuckturd!
cuckturd by Eppypotamus January 17, 2020

Cucktart 

Noun: the additional male participant to a male/female couple during a MMF threesome and a variation of the traditional cuckold MFM threesome. In this variation, the female, cuckquean, enjoys the humiliation of watching her male partner, the queanbull, have sexual contact with another man and does not participate in the interaction. The cucktart is the male counterpart to the cuckcake, the additional female, who has sex with the queanbull, while the cuckquean watches.
That cuckquean, Eve, really enjoys watching her queanbull husband, Adam, fuck that little cucktart, Steve.

cocktard 

A girl that has no idea what to do with a dick
suzie's such a cocktard, she was biting me all night
cocktard by Jimbo December 12, 2003

cocktard slave

This person is a flamming homosexual who loves the cock, they are mildly retarded, and they are cock slaves for their cock master
Fredrich J. Massimi is a faggtarded cocktard slave!
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