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cockswallop 

A cockswallop is when you grab a guys Cock with one hand and lift his cock up to clear a path for a punch to the balls, insuring that the balls take all the brute force of the punch.
Ash keeps talking shit out in the lineup while surfing, if he keeps it up I’m going to give the cunt a cockswallop he won’t forget.
cockswallop by Husky simons July 22, 2019

Cockswallogy 

Jane majored in Cockswallogy in college, but was only able to find a job in porn with her degree as a Cockswallogist.
Cockswallogy by Yerac July 18, 2009

cumswallow 

a) One who swallows cum.

b) A bird that likes human sperm in its mouth.
My girlfriend is a real cumswallow she gets every last drop when I blow in her mouth.

A cumswallow flew in my window and had a drink when I spooged.
cumswallow by browonder August 10, 2009

pubnico cockswallow 

when you suck so bad at golf you have to offer your girl to felate the the winning team
we better pick our game up or we will have to offer the pubnico cockswallow.

Cockswallow

Often refered by Daytona Beach spring breaker dudes, as the Florida state bird.Used as a pick up line to break the ice with ditzy,airheaded extremely drunk blonde bitches,to subliminally influence them to swallow your cock.Dude says,"Yo baby,do you know what the Florida state bird is(I bet you do!)?Dumb drunk bitch says,"No,what?"Dude says"The Cockswallow!"Drunk hot bitch says,"Oh yeah,I can do that for you right now!Dude says"Hell yeah baby start suckin' and don't forget to swallow!"
Pick up line to get your cock swallowed by dumb blonde drunk bitches or cockswallows!Works every time!
Cockswallow by STONEDPIMPDADDY June 22, 2009

Cupswallower 

Cupswallowers are usually named Jacob. Always gay and looking for another guy to have intimate sex with with the lights dimmed and scented candles. Always can make a person laugh but only because there gay but haven't told anyone yet
Wow that new kid at school really is a cupswallower!!
Cupswallower by Randomdude6969420 October 17, 2019