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A fake, phoney-bologna phrase invented by PLUTO TV] to tell the viewer that they broadcast a lot of romantic programming. PLUTO TV gets itat cube,
{wrinkled old douche sitting on a bus}: Why am I throwing thngs all pissily?
It's called a meat cube, and PLUTO TV gets it.
meat cube by Telephony2 January 9, 2023
Related Words
Cubez • cubezh. • Cubezy • Cubezyy • Cube • cubed • Cuber • Cube Farm • Cube craft • CubeAUS

Cube Earth Society (CES) 

The group of sophisticated intellectuals that believe the earth is neither flat nor round, but Cubed. They are known individually as Cube Earthers.

Some believe that all of our countries are located on different faces of the Cube. Others hypothesise that the "Earth" as we know it is only one of six flat sides, and there are five other versions of Earth that are being hidden from us.

Religious hoes believe that the earth is only 6000 years old, most of the world believe it is Billions of years old.

We know the truth... it is 7 years old.

Stay Woke.
"Greetings members of the Cube Earth Society (CES). We are calling a meeting during PE. COME THRUUU!!!!"
The nickname for especially cute, often baby sloth-like, girls.
Marvin: "You just gotta love Lauren, she's such a cutezz"
cutezz by thegermanmartian October 28, 2013

Cube Jockey

A generic office worker who spends their day in a cubicle and is most likely destined to spend the rest of their career in one. Usually have misplaced dreams of making it into an actual office with a door, but spend most of their day surfing the net and checking personal emails when the boss isn't looking. Like to complain about their job, sometimes check the want ads but NEVER do anything about it. Tend to hang out in packs by the vending machines of large office buildings.
Phil joined the insurance company 5 years ago as an assistant claims processor and has been a cube jockey ever since.
Cube Jockey by Max Caffeine November 1, 2008

Weighted Companion Cube 

Your best friend in the whole wide world.
This Weighted Companion Cube will accompany you through the test chamber. Please take care of it.

ice cube challenge 

A challenge where girls will put an ice cube up their vagina and record their reaction. They usually use it to masturbate as it has a pleasurable feeling.
-My girl brought an ice cube upstairs and I could hear her moaning
-Tf? She was doing the ice cube challenge
ice cube challenge by katiee April 4, 2020
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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