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Lets fire up some of that cronic.
Cronic by WickedPaganNinja November 30, 2003
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Csonic Cronic cionic Coonicide chonic Chonice chonicks Clonicide conic conical

Coonicides

Coonicides is what has happened when one finds more than one raccoon dead in or alongside the road in close proximity to each other. In the springtime after giving birth to a litter of raccoon pups, the mother raccoon might commit coonicide after the father raccoon leaves the nest or den and goes to the ‘raccoon club’ with his pals. When young raccoons are old enough to walk, they might stay around the dead mother raccoon and absent-mindedly become victims themselves. When two or more raccoons commit coonicide, it is usually because of a domestic dispute that neither party can resolve. A coonicide or coonicides can actually be the result of horseplay where raccoon buddies will dare or challenge each other to wait until the last second to move out of the way of an approaching vehicle.
Why are all those raccon carcasses all over the road like that? Did you say 'coonicides'?
Coonicides by LongmeadowFarm March 3, 2010
Having the shape of a cone
The cookiecutter shark has a short conical snout.
conical by sharklady February 23, 2012

Coonicular 

Clyde - "I was listening to some really coonicular music last night!"
Coonicular by CuntMint October 18, 2009
Bomb ass bud that'll take you from sober to stunned in 2 hits. DOES NOT CONTAIN COKE. Often contains orange/red hairs and white fuzz NOT COKE...
If anyone tells you this shit has coke in it they are wrong. I have some in front of me.
We gotta roll to 67th and Camelback to pick up the half o of that cronic bitch
cronic by Drew Ewing November 13, 2004

Clonicide 

The wanton killing of one's own clone.
To kill one's own clone for reasons other than organ-harvesting.
Jerry killed his clone in cold-blood and was charged with clonicide.
Clonicide by TAMtastic November 23, 2009