A gigantic, and beastly form of a clitoris that swallows everything including
light. Similar to a black hole, it can also be identified to look similar to a victim of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. The Cluntoris should be avoided, as it
will eat any man's genitalia who comes in contact with it. The odor of the Cluntoris resembles the odor left behind in the concentration camps of the Holocaust. Only a true man can overcome a Cluntoris during intercourse, and hump the
monster into submission. Several men
will come in contact with a Cluntoris, and ask themselves; "Is this a Cluntoris, or just a huge
clit?", but by then, it is already too late. For you see, the Cluntoris can read your mind.