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Clunt Baby 

A baby who gave his/her mother an orgasm when she gave birth to him/her
That boy was a clunt baby when he was born
Clunt Baby by gabzi99 April 3, 2015
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The combination of a clit, a cunt and a bitch.
She broke into my house and stole all of my guitars. What a cluntch
cluntch by burntz March 14, 2008

Cluntoris 

A gigantic, and beastly form of a clitoris that swallows everything including light. Similar to a black hole, it can also be identified to look similar to a victim of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. The Cluntoris should be avoided, as it will eat any man's genitalia who comes in contact with it. The odor of the Cluntoris resembles the odor left behind in the concentration camps of the Holocaust. Only a true man can overcome a Cluntoris during intercourse, and hump the monster into submission. Several men will come in contact with a Cluntoris, and ask themselves; "Is this a Cluntoris, or just a huge clit?", but by then, it is already too late. For you see, the Cluntoris can read your mind.
"Damn girl! On a first date? Alright then! Wait a second, what the hell is that?"
"I AM CLUNTORIS!"
"(muffled screams)"
Cluntoris by Breet August 5, 2006
a person who gets fingered/fingers a girl
“go clunt yourself”
“that girl is a clunter!”
clunter by illy_arlene April 29, 2021
Someone that cannot resist the urge to play counter-strike at every possible moment.
if you go into a internet cafe, you'll see endless rows of cSluts.
cSlut by chusett the slut December 15, 2008

Hillary clunt 

A fake, manipulative, dirty mean bitch. That people all hate.
Hillary clunt by Sir. Saddy August 21, 2017
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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