Clunt

noun. To purchase limited edition cigars with the intention of reselling them to your "brothers" for outrageous profit as soon as they become unavailable.

Unbelievable! Did you see him clunting those new Viaje for 3x MSRP?!?

by DouchebagPatrol March 24, 2011

Clunt

A person whose name starts with CL, (such as Clinton, Clare etc), where there is general consensus they are the Cunt of the work place.

Oh, hi there Clunt. Did you have a good weekend doing Clunty things?

by miss super January 27, 2022

Clunt

A 'Clunge' and a 'Cunt' rolled into one. The worst type of person.

As the business man swerved and pulled out in front of our car, my four year old sister Anne shouted, 'What a fucking CLUNT!!'

by sammo g June 11, 2011

Clunt

A cunt that is a clown

Your such a clunt

by Bkbossy August 14, 2020

Clunt

Cunt Cult of which members are cult cunts. The collective members are the cunt cult clan.

Use for people who are cultishly cunts.

Clunt is a generalised noun for someone for a cunt whos behaviour is cultist.

by Triggered fish December 3, 2021

Clunt

When a girl sticks a rolled blunt in her pussy and then you smoke it

"yo bitch put this blunt in your pussy i want a clunt"

by Kohl_ala April 15, 2019

Clunt

The combination of the "Clint" and "Cunt" a dude that is more female than male.

Dude you are acting like a real Clunt right now.

by PSU Nasty June 6, 2010