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the act of performing cunnilingus on a womanwho is deficating in a toilet
a cuntkins gotta be performed on the toilet otherwise you just shat your pants while getting eaten out
cuntkin by boobsaget March 22, 2009

bluntkin 

Recieving a blowjob while smoking a blunt
kid 1: "yo, remember that slut jane from the other night?"
kid 2: "yea dude why? she was totally banging and totally a cock gobbler"
kid 1: "yea well she gave a bluntkin after I offered her weed"
kid 2: "sweet she smoked two stiff spliffs consecutively"

clit clunking 

The act of inserting ones toes into a vagina whilst flicking your big toe on the clitoris. Typically an act of foreplay but can also take the place of sex. Originated at the University of Florida by the freaky college students there.
*Julia and Ryan are having sex*
Julia: this sucks lets try something new. Why dont you try clit clunking me??
Ryan: I guess, its been awhile since ive clipped my toe nails though..."
clit clunking by Gamma Rho August 30, 2009

Bluntkin 

Verb. The act of smoking a blunt whilst taking a shit.
I was having a bluntkin when I noticed I was late for school
Bluntkin by Swagzeplin June 26, 2015

Bluntkin 

similar to the blumpkin, a bluntkin takes place when a person is rolling a blunt and receives a blowjob at the same time.
Nick was in the car rolling blunts while his girl was giving him head, successfully completing a bluntkin.
Bluntkin by Captain 42 August 12, 2015

bluntkin 

The act of smoking a blunt while getting dome while taking a shit.
Yo man i got a bluntkin last night

Don't you mean a BLUMPkin?

Nah man, i was smoking a fat ass blunt while she gave me a blumpkin

The trifecta!!
bluntkin by b1uesky December 29, 2010
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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