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cbluntkin 

playing call of duty while taking a dump getting a blowjob and smoking a blunt
Purity- "I was giving him a cbluntkin for his birthday and the aroma of shit and weed was so overwhelming i didn't even realize that he was shoving his dick all the way down my throat and yelling killing spree"
Words you can keep
the act of performing cunnilingus on a womanwho is deficating in a toilet
a cuntkins gotta be performed on the toilet otherwise you just shat your pants while getting eaten out
cuntkin by boobsaget March 22, 2009

bluntkin 

Recieving a blowjob while smoking a blunt
kid 1: "yo, remember that slut jane from the other night?"
kid 2: "yea dude why? she was totally banging and totally a cock gobbler"
kid 1: "yea well she gave a bluntkin after I offered her weed"
kid 2: "sweet she smoked two stiff spliffs consecutively"

clit clunking 

The act of inserting ones toes into a vagina whilst flicking your big toe on the clitoris. Typically an act of foreplay but can also take the place of sex. Originated at the University of Florida by the freaky college students there.
*Julia and Ryan are having sex*
Julia: this sucks lets try something new. Why dont you try clit clunking me??
Ryan: I guess, its been awhile since ive clipped my toe nails though..."
clit clunking by Gamma Rho August 30, 2009

Bluntkin 

Verb. The act of smoking a blunt whilst taking a shit.
I was having a bluntkin when I noticed I was late for school
Bluntkin by Swagzeplin June 26, 2015

Bluntkin 

similar to the blumpkin, a bluntkin takes place when a person is rolling a blunt and receives a blowjob at the same time.
Nick was in the car rolling blunts while his girl was giving him head, successfully completing a bluntkin.
Bluntkin by Captain 42 August 12, 2015

bluntkin 

The act of smoking a blunt while getting dome while taking a shit.
Yo man i got a bluntkin last night

Don't you mean a BLUMPkin?

Nah man, i was smoking a fat ass blunt while she gave me a blumpkin

The trifecta!!
bluntkin by b1uesky December 29, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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