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got crystal balls by I, Wreckerrr May 22, 2021
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crystal bitch
When a girl talks way too much about horoscopes and crystal energy.
This person is commonly agreed upon as the stupidest and simultaneously most fun member of her friend group often times making decisions based upon the universes state at any given time.
This person is commonly agreed upon as the stupidest and simultaneously most fun member of her friend group often times making decisions based upon the universes state at any given time.
Person1: “My ex is my twin flame and even our moon signs match. I KNOW we are getting back together in 5 years.”
Person1: “...Stephanie, stop being such a crystal bitch.”
Person1: “...Stephanie, stop being such a crystal bitch.”
crystal bitch by HealthcareIssues April 23, 2021
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crystal balling
Predicting the future or imagining in a fortune-telling manner as one does with a crystal ball. Actual crystal ball typically used when crystal balling
Made popular in song Black Magic by Little Mix
Made popular in song Black Magic by Little Mix
crystal balling by Fcukboi January 8, 2020
healing crystal bitch
A healing crystal bitch is that annoying female that we all know who wants to be a hippie and takes it to a different level of extreme. Typically they will claim to be from some other dimension, consider themselves "spiritual", talk about their "3rd eye", throw around tarot cards without warning, and you guessed it, carry around healing crystals. They consider consuming marijuana and psychedelics some kind of spiritual journey and believe that their hallucinations are sacred. A healing crystal bitch will also turn into Jeffery Dahmer if her cat dislikes you.
Friend 1: Dude look at this girl on my tinder stack. Should I swipe right?
Friend 2: Hell no dude! Look at her profile, she seems like one of those healing crystal bitches.
Friend 1: Damn you right homie.
Friend 2: Hell no dude! Look at her profile, she seems like one of those healing crystal bitches.
Friend 1: Damn you right homie.
healing crystal bitch by Michael|leahciM October 6, 2021
crystal brain
noun
1. a keen mind, formidable intellect
2. that which an intelligent person uses to predict future events instead of a "crystal ball"
This term was coined by comedian Adam Carolla on his morning radio show to combat a harpy lawyer who was insisting that she couldn't possibly predict what an obvious outcome would be because she didn't have a crystal ball.
1. a keen mind, formidable intellect
2. that which an intelligent person uses to predict future events instead of a "crystal ball"
This term was coined by comedian Adam Carolla on his morning radio show to combat a harpy lawyer who was insisting that she couldn't possibly predict what an obvious outcome would be because she didn't have a crystal ball.
Reasonable Person: That new Sandler movie is gonna blow ass.
Douchebag: You don't know that. You don't have a crystal ball.
Reasonable Person: I don't need a crystal ball; I have a crystal brain.
Douchebag: You don't know that. You don't have a crystal ball.
Reasonable Person: I don't need a crystal ball; I have a crystal brain.
crystal brain by ContusorOssis November 5, 2012
crystal ball
round ball made of crystal or glass that one unveils with humility late at night when no ones looking,to gather and place information of the current situation,to be reviewed and understood at a later date to gain a better knowledge of the patterns and progress of life
crystal ball by mr.eofadd October 30, 2007
I don´t have a crystal ball
Snarky remark you make when feeling between a rock and a hard place, because you are demanded to take a decision you are powerless, incapable, or unwilling to take.
Headline: "I don´t have a crystal ball", President Obama said when asked about a five-year Afghanistan exit strategy.
I don´t have a crystal ball by rperazag July 1, 2010