cryabetes

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Cryabetes is characterized by an accute and sudden need to cry like a bitch. Often victims must test their blood-tear level with a lancet for sadness. Type-2 cryabetes is often contracted from those that have lost family members, or are just being a pussy.

I'm sorry Abraham lost his mother and all, but did he really have to contract cryabetes?

cryabetes by daveycius May 27, 2006

Words you can keep

cryabetes

Similar jesting insult to whambulance, taking crybaby one step further. Popularized by drew of toothpastefordinner fame.

looks like SOMEONE has cryabetes

do you need a lancet, little cryabetic? how about a urine test strip for sadness??

cryabetes by yhelotharbuttsekz July 29, 2008

Related Words

cryabetes • criabetes • Crabenesh • Cryabetic • Tryabetese

Cryabetes

Some one who constantly sheds tears regarding the fact that have contracted diabetes.

Lad: Is everything alright young man? why the tears?
Boy: It's because I have diabetes.
Lad: I'm afraid you've got cryabetes, son.

Cryabetes by LowBloodSugar August 5, 2012

criabetes

When you cry a lot and it is a cureful disease

He has criabetes because he cry to much for no reason the disease for crying for no reason

criabetes by Austin Primus Glover and Dana May 17, 2017

Cryabetic

Someone who over reacts and cries about everything at the drop of a hat.

I don't want to go out drinking with that girl anymore. She's a total cryabetic.

Cryabetic by Harley Weewax September 1, 2013

Crabenesh

To Kill, To Murder, To Slay.

The man was crabeneshed in the back seat of a lamborghini.

Crabenesh by Wheel Chair Zebra March 29, 2010

Tryabetese

A person who shows minimal effort in performing a task, gives up easily, fails on purpose.

The level of her tryabetese is immeasurable.

Tryabetese by Captain Impervious April 22, 2020

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026