cryabetes 

Cryabetes is characterized by an accute and sudden need to cry like a bitch. Often victims must test their blood-tear level with a lancet for sadness. Type-2 cryabetes is often contracted from those that have lost family members, or are just being a pussy.

I'm sorry Abraham lost his mother and all, but did he really have to contract cryabetes?

cryabetes by daveycius May 27, 2006

cryabetes 

Similar jesting insult to whambulance, taking crybaby one step further. Popularized by drew of toothpastefordinner fame.

looks like SOMEONE has cryabetes

do you need a lancet, little cryabetic? how about a urine test strip for sadness??

cryabetes by yhelotharbuttsekz July 29, 2008

Cryabetes 

Some one who constantly sheds tears regarding the fact that have contracted diabetes.

Lad: Is everything alright young man? why the tears?
Boy: It's because I have diabetes.
Lad: I'm afraid you've got cryabetes, son.

Cryabetes by LowBloodSugar August 5, 2012

criabetes 

When you cry a lot and it is a cureful disease

He has criabetes because he cry to much for no reason the disease for crying for no reason

criabetes by Austin Primus Glover and Dana May 17, 2017

Cryabetic 

Someone who over reacts and cries about everything at the drop of a hat.

I don't want to go out drinking with that girl anymore. She's a total cryabetic.

Cryabetic by Harley Weewax September 1, 2013

Crabenesh 

To Kill, To Murder, To Slay.

The man was crabeneshed in the back seat of a lamborghini.

Crabenesh by Wheel Chair Zebra March 29, 2010

Tryabetese

A person who shows minimal effort in performing a task, gives up easily, fails on purpose.

The level of her tryabetese is immeasurable.

Tryabetese by Captain Impervious April 22, 2020