criabetes

When you cry a lot and it is a cureful disease

He has criabetes because he cry to much for no reason the disease for crying for no reason

by Austin Primus Glover and Dana May 17, 2017

Triabetes

When a person is three times the weight of the average diabetic.

Young Blood 1: I don't think the word"diabetes" correctly defines that American woman over there.
Young Blood 2: Have you heard of triabetes?

by blackandyell0w April 4, 2017

cryabetes

Cryabetes is characterized by an accute and sudden need to cry like a bitch. Often victims must test their blood-tear level with a lancet for sadness. Type-2 cryabetes is often contracted from those that have lost family members, or are just being a pussy.

I'm sorry Abraham lost his mother and all, but did he really have to contract cryabetes?

by daveycius May 27, 2006

Triabetes

"The one that comes after diabetes." - Woody Harrelson

I have triabetes.

by Executive-X February 25, 2023

cryabetes

Similar jesting insult to whambulance, taking crybaby one step further. Popularized by drew of toothpastefordinner fame.

looks like SOMEONE has cryabetes

do you need a lancet, little cryabetic? how about a urine test strip for sadness??

by yhelotharbuttsekz July 29, 2008

Cryabetes

Some one who constantly sheds tears regarding the fact that have contracted diabetes.

Lad: Is everything alright young man? why the tears?
Boy: It's because I have diabetes.
Lad: I'm afraid you've got cryabetes, son.

by LowBloodSugar August 5, 2012

Triabetes

When someone is three times the weight of an average diabetic.

"Did you see that guy in McDonald's!?"

"Yeah! He must have had triabetes!"

by Paulie! April 4, 2017