by Harley Weewax September 1, 2013
Cryabetes is characterized by an accute and sudden need to cry like a bitch. Often victims must test their blood-tear level with a lancet for sadness. Type-2 cryabetes is often contracted from those that have lost family members, or are just being a pussy.
by daveycius May 23, 2006
Similar jesting insult to whambulance, taking crybaby one step further. Popularized by drew of toothpastefordinner fame.
looks like SOMEONE has cryabetes
do you need a lancet, little cryabetic? how about a urine test strip for sadness??
do you need a lancet, little cryabetic? how about a urine test strip for sadness??
by yhelotharbuttsekz March 3, 2006
Lad: Is everything alright young man? why the tears?
Boy: It's because I have diabetes.
Lad: I'm afraid you've got cryabetes, son.
Boy: It's because I have diabetes.
Lad: I'm afraid you've got cryabetes, son.
by LowBloodSugar March 22, 2012