Pronunciation: crU-tile

1. (Verb) Two dragon vaginae coming together in a harmonious ceremony of love.

2. (Noun) A scabby vagina.

2. (Adjective) Completely devoid of and lacking value.

1. Theresa spent hours crutialing with Puff (the Magic Dragon).

2. Theresa has a crutial.

3. Theresa's work is crutial to the ongoing success of NYSPI and Biostats at Columbia.

Crutial by Crutial February 10, 2009

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Crutializing

Weed so amazing that upon the first magical puff, you are inspired to make that weed a crucial part of your daily life.

I'm so smirsty for that crutializing bud.

This stuff is so crutializing, you just have to make it your bitch.

Crutializing by NFP January 9, 2011

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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