Crutial 

Pronunciation: crU-tile

1. (Verb) Two dragon vaginae coming together in a harmonious ceremony of love.

2. (Noun) A scabby vagina.

2. (Adjective) Completely devoid of and lacking value.

1. Theresa spent hours crutialing with Puff (the Magic Dragon).

2. Theresa has a crutial.

3. Theresa's work is crutial to the ongoing success of NYSPI and Biostats at Columbia.

Crutial by Crutial February 10, 2009

crucial pull

1.a. Picking up a really hot chick at the bar when you're on a big losing streak

1.b. Getting laid after a long layoff

"bro I totally hooked up with her last night, that was a crucial pull"

crucial pull by DankJ March 27, 2009

The truth-crucials

Pretty simple really, a combination of the truth of reality and something that is crucial to your well-being. In other words, it is something, you've "gotta have". In all honesty, this word originated on 3 Reinert at Saint Louis University...

Man, that Subway was the truth-crucials...

Bro, I've got to get an A on that Psychology exam...it's the truth-crucials!

The truth-crucials by Room308IsThatTruth February 17, 2009

Crucial 

1. Vitally important; essential.

2. Misused to express awe, difficulty, or pain, probably arising from some moron that meant "excruciating", but was too much of a semiliterate fucktard to understand the difference. Countless other mentally vacant punks have adopted this misuse of the word, thus advertising their essential stupidity.

It is crucial to understand that copying the mistakes of others only makes you unoriginal as well as idiotic.

Crucial by Thanatos  February 28, 2010

Tan crucial

tawn-crew-SEE-all
Etymology: Spanish - Costa Rica

1. An expression with many meanings, for example; hello, goodbye, thank you, you're welcome, cool, maybe, or any other word.

2. A substitute word for any phrase you are trying to say.

3. A desperate attempt to put an end to "legit."

1. Russell: Hey Amy, you look nice today.
Amy: Tan crucial, Russell!

2. Dude: Hey, how much longer on my cheeseburger?
Cheeseburger salesman: Tan crucial for just 5 more minutes.

3. Girl #1: I just won tickets to the last Harry Potter movie!
Girl #2: Tan crucial!

Tan crucial by tawncrewsh August 20, 2011

It's not that crucial 

A phrase created by me meaning it "is really that important?" or "nobody really cares."

Person 1: Oh man I got a 100 on my test today!

Person 2: It's not that crucial.

It's not that crucial by kaylacrucial January 28, 2009

Crucial Dimer 

This is rough slang from Iowa referring to any girl who is a perfect 10, but who am I kidding Iowa has no hot girls, Corn makes you ugly.

Alex Reid: Duuuuu did you see that Crucial Dimer at Kohls today, she was surrounded by those jank, krusty girls?

Everybody else: What the fuck does that mean????

Crucial Dimer by Big C-Money January 16, 2011