Crusty Fluff

To fart in your hand and place it in an unsuspecting persons face.

1: Dude, that Crusty Fluff was rank!

2: Yea, thats payback for the Crusty, Asshole!!!

by Bang'n March 23, 2008

crusty banana fluff

crusty banana fluff is when you grind up cornflakes into little pieces and sprinkle it up your bum.

Jesus: please can someone lick up my crusty banana fluff?

Graham Norton: i can take care of that.

by Mr. Wibble May 1, 2008