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Crunglius 

An absolute buffoon, a being of pure idiocy. Used as an insult that should leave your opponent with the confused status for about 5.6 seconds.
Alex: Yo, you see Justin?
Alyster: Yeah, why?
Alex: Cause that mofucka a real crunglius.
Crunglius by Berserk_h October 19, 2020
Words you can keep

Chronglius 

The biggest of ape brains. Describes the dumbest of people. Or someone that is off the goop
Friend: "I think I'm a dumff." You, "Damn man you went full fucking chronglius there."
Chronglius by bryan.jpg January 13, 2019
English when it is trying to be spoken by Park Yoochun.

(YooCHUN + EnGLISH = CHUNGLISH)

Characterised by the frequent use of an 's' or the suffix 'able' where there should not be one and the replacement of words with random terms that sound similar but bear no relation to the intended meaning.
First time when I kissed your lips, you were a loveable...
Just walk with me until the end of times yeah...
So let me be of your mine.

Girl 1: Did you hear 'My Girlfriend'?
Girl 2: Yeah it was so full ofChunglish!
Chunglish by mmmmichyeo May 19, 2009

Cringlish 

Corporate-English: Corporate buzz words that dumb people use to sound important in a place of business. Usually oblivious to the user and annoying to the people around them. Frequently used by brownnosers and douche bags.
"We're going to maximize outtake through synergizing our paradigm and reaching out to our colleagues to realign our focus without having to reach for the low hanging fruit. We will touch base with our results going forward."

"Will you stop with the fucking cringlish you brown nosing douchebag!"
Cringlish by Wildfire83 June 19, 2009

booty crungus 

The crud and sweat mixture that formulates In the butt crack when you do not wipe good enough. When people have booty crungus you can smell a sweaty cheese that is very dank when the wind blows towards you. The slang phase originated out of duval county, Jacksonville FL
Billy “ Look there is Kodak black “
Tony “yeah it smells like he’s got booty crungus”
booty crungus by Murdoctor January 31, 2018
A mong like creature that does disgusting and stupid things.
"Oh you fucking Crungus, you've only gone and done it again."
Crungus by Jimmyfagoid December 15, 2018
Used by Haitian-Americans to speak to other Haitians who understand or speak both languages or parts of both languages, mainly in the United States. and certain parts of Canada
It's actually speaking Creole and English at the same time by alternating from one language to another every 1 or 2 words.
Any Haitians who live in in the US for more than 5 years - speak Crenglish to one another every time they meet or speak over the phone, even when they chat online and text messages.

Yo René! Sak pass menm nan? 'M te call ou last night, menm te wè 'w pat answer, so ' M te di ma call ou back ankò later.
Crenglish by Negre Marron Records October 8, 2018
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